Time honored games where the messiest survive!!!

Once the messy Olympics were a part of ancient times but as many things do, they were lost to history. Then an early explorer found the ancient manuscript in a hidden cave off of the Mediterranean. In this document were found descriptions of these games. These Olympics took the Greek Olympics that are so widely known and turned them into fun focused games for the everyday citizen in ancient times.

Throughout history the manuscript has gone into various hands depending on the era and the war. Luckily, in the late 1800's the United States came upon this document or scroll and decided to hold it in one of their vaults, because of the uncertain times they were in with Great Britain.

Now in modern times these games have been forgotten once again. But recently images of the scroll have been circulating and we have a copy for ourselves!!! We are excited to play the games this year, doing our best to recreate the games, as common people once did in ancient times. Just remember, the messier the better.

What to wear?
--clothes you don't mind getting ready messy, including shoes

What to bring?
--$5 for dinner, can of shaving cream, towel, and change of clothes

What to expect?
--expect to get crazy messy and have lots of fun

What could we win?
--champions win the Chaos Cup and bragging rights

Is food involved?
--Yes. And we will have hamburgers and hotdogs afterwards.

What about transportation?
--We will all meet at the location of the games. Transportation is on your own or carpool.